TakoGuaca Monstro
A towering, tentacle-crowned beast said to have descended over the Sonoran Desert on a night the local drive-in was showing a double feature. Witnesses describe a low green shape cresting the horizon, ringed in coiling pink tentacles, before it settled into a dry wash and went quiet until dawn.
Despite its fearsome profile, TakoGuaca Monstro is described as territorial rather than aggressive. It tends to claim a stretch of desert wash or an abandoned lot, mark it by dragging its tail through the dirt, and otherwise ignore anything that does not compete for food. Its many eyes appear to track separately, letting it watch for threats while feeding without lifting its head.
Its diet, unusual for a kaiju, leans heavily on corn masa, avocado, and anything resembling a taco cart, which has led local folklore to blame it for a string of late-night food truck disappearances. No confirmed encounter has resulted in harm to a person; most reports end with the creature simply retreating into the wash at first light..
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: SUPER16- DESIGN
- Email: emmanueljoubeaud-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
TakoGuaca Monstro Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|
